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Danny Fiszman plays ‘Deal or No Deal’

365 comments September 11th, 2007

<The set of Channel 4’s ‘Deal Or No Deal’.  Player Danny waits anxiously.  Phone rings.>

 

Noel: It’s the banker. <Noel answers.>

Hello?  Mr Usmanov?  Yes.  Thankyou very much. <Places phone back on receiever>

He obviously respects you.  He sees your playing a good game and he’s worried about where that’s taking him.  So that’s why, for your box there, he’s willing to offer you…

£120m. <Audience gasps> 

It’s a hell of a lot of money, Danny.  We saw David walk away with £75m last time, but this would dwarf that…

Danny: I’m ready for the question Noel…

Noel: Ok, Danny… ‘Deal or No Deal’…?

<Nerve-wracking silence> 

<Some more nerve-wracking silence>

<The last bit of nerve-wracking silence>

Danny: NO DEAL!

————-

That’s pretty much all there is for today, other than to note that Danny ran his decision past Peter Hill-Wood, who agreed wholeheartedly.

Tomorrow, Emmanuel Adebayor’s trip to the African Nations Cup will be reported in the style of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!”

Till then, adieu.


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