Danny Fiszman plays ‘Deal or No Deal’
365 comments September 11th, 2007
<The set of Channel 4’s ‘Deal Or No Deal’. Player Danny waits anxiously. Phone rings.>
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Noel: It’s the banker. <Noel answers.>
Hello? Mr Usmanov? Yes. Thankyou very much. <Places phone back on receiever>
He obviously respects you. He sees your playing a good game and he’s worried about where that’s taking him. So that’s why, for your box there, he’s willing to offer you…
£120m. <Audience gasps>Â
It’s a hell of a lot of money, Danny. We saw David walk away with £75m last time, but this would dwarf that…
Danny: I’m ready for the question Noel…
Noel: Ok, Danny… ‘Deal or No Deal’…?
<Nerve-wracking silence>Â
<Some more nerve-wracking silence>
<The last bit of nerve-wracking silence>
Danny: NO DEAL!
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That’s pretty much all there is for today, other than to note that Danny ran his decision past Peter Hill-Wood, who agreed wholeheartedly.
Tomorrow, Emmanuel Adebayor’s trip to the African Nations Cup will be reported in the style of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!”
Till then, adieu.
