Is Aleksandr Hleb the tenth best player in the Premiership?
1,598 comments May 29th, 2007
The news is: there is no news. To be honest, the European transfer scene can’t really kick into action until La Liga finishes. Once it does, expect a flurry of activity. Until then, I don’t know. When I was in halls at university I used to make little balls out of tissues, get them soaking wet, and then throw them at the building across the street so they’d stick to the walls. Perhaps you could do the same. However, we did once throw a fridge out the window. Unsurprisingly, it didn’t stick.
Apparently in The Game supplement in today’s Times there’s a statistical breakdown of every Premiership player, and Alex Hleb comes in tenth. I’m off to investigate this vicious rumour, but if anyone could prove/disprove it here thanks to the miracle of scanning, the football world would appreciate it.