Emmanuel Eb-who?
5 comments January 8th, 2005
He’s here.
Yes, that’s right, after lots and lots of days, Arsenal.com have finally confirmed that we have signed breast-groping full back, Manu Eboué.
We’ve been expecting you, Manu.
And we’re poets.
And we know it.
He goes straight into the squad for the FA Cup tie with Stoke. Which isn’t till Sunday. I’d tell you why, but I don’t know.
I’d like to finish with an astonishing discovery. Playing with my new digital camera from my seat at Highbury, I took this incredible photograph.
It seems this man has been a given a MAGIC JACKET:
Look how it glows.
Admittedly, of exactly how this magic jacket works, I remain unsure.
Today’s Conclusion: Whilst I may know that we are poets who know it, there remains much I do not know (such as why our match is on Sunday, and how to operate a magic glowing jacket).
Enough.
