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Why our youngsters are a bit like the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles…

11 comments December 1st, 2004

1. They are â??Teenageâ?. This is irrefutable fact.

2. They are â??Heroesâ?. Fans all over the world look up to them for their outstanding ability to fight off Krang and his evil minions. And play football.

3. The Turtles were often heard shouting â??Itâ??s Pizza Time!â?. Coincidence? I think not.

4. The respective leaders, Splinter and Arsene Wenger, have more in common than you might think. Both found their talented youngsters in the most bizarre and remote of locations. Whilst Splinter discovered the Turtles in the sewers, Arsene went to Holland. It’s close enough. Greying, yet wise, they watch over and guide their young prodigies as they take on the forces of evil.

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Need I say more?

Hopefully the kids will give those bastards a good stuffing tonight.

COWABUNGA!