Arshavin on life + Competition Winners
Add comment February 6th, 2009
To Arsenal fans around the world, Andrey Arshavin is a new hero. Perhaps, in that case, they’ll consider following the Owl’s own code of conduct, which contains some of the following gems:
- Andrey would ban all women from driving and remove their licenses
- Would stop women from smoking and lying
- Would design all women as “tall, slim girls with narrow thighs and tiny bums”
Arshavin also reveals his fears of darkness, and deep water:
“I won’t jump into water from a tenmetre diving board. I’m generally scared of it. Not even of how deep it is — but the creatures that are maybe hiding in it.”
If, like me, you’re a true Arshavin fan, you’ll already have dumped your drinking, lying, driving, full-thighed girlfriend and declared an intention to never dip so much as a toe into deep water again – after all, you never know what what creatures may be hiding in it.
Thanks to all those that entered the Arshavin owlskin-tshirt competition. The correct answerers were all put on little pieces of paper and inserted into my washing machine. The one name that survived and remained legible was that of Martin Wade in Kent. Congratulations to him. To those of you who missed out, you’ve still got today to enter the #arshavin competition over on twitter.
If you still haven’t had you fill of Gunnerbloggy goodness this morning (or afternoon, now – whoops) then head over to arseblog and listen to this morning’s arsecast.
Till tomorrow, when we should have some tidbits from Arsene’s press conference.
