His real name is “Leslie”
196 comments February 28th, 2007
I hope we beat Blackburn tonight, largely because of their odious manager, Mark Hughes. I found Cesc Fabregas’ “Did you really play for Barcelona?” insult absolutely hilarious. Almost as hilarious as Hughes’ real name: Leslie.
Pictured on the right is the real Leslie Hughes. Macquarie University biologist Dr Hughes believes global climate change will wipe out some species of plants and animals, and has already caused some birds to start migrating earlier. She also manages Blackburn Rovers Football Club, operating as a Welshman she calls “Mark”.
How Hughes has managed to keep this dark secret from the world is beyond me. But now I’ve put the truth out there, and tonight Arsenal must win for the sake of honesty and all that is good – yes, we may have many players out for various reasons, but we’ve fighting the good fight. The only time I want to see Miss Hughes referred to as “Sparky” is when we’ve connected him to a very high voltage mains supply.
Come on Arsenal.
