THE END OF THE WORLD (or: “Some Speculation about Ashley Cole & Jose Reyes”. Nah, the first one is catchier.)
6 comments February 9th, 2005
Isn’t Sven a lovely chap: The most honourable man in football has defended Ashley Cole‘s right to talk to other clubs behind his teams back. Which clearly disregards this statement from a Premier League spokesman:
“A professional footballer under contract doesn’t have the right to speak to another club without the permission of his current employer.”
Yeah. Or, for example, a national manager under contract does not have the right to go and repeatedly bend over in front of the shiny-headed wanker that is Peter Kenyon.
Anyway, it seems that our side’s about to gain a lot more balance. People always complain that we’re much stronger on the left flank than the right-hand side. In order to combat this, Ashley Cole will be sold to Chelsea, and Jose Reyes will return to Spain with Real Madrid.
Thierry Henry will also be handed a free transfer, and Robert Pires will become an English correspondent for Spanish newspapery bastards Marca, where he will produce consistently anti-Arsenal editorials with titles such as “Mr. Wenger has the gay-love with with Pat Rice”, “Paddy: La Petite Chippolata”, and “Jermaine Pennant set to sign new deal with Gunners”.
I can’t wait.
