That’s why there’s been no update, really. It’s just so bloody boring. I suppose we can all watch Ashley Cole tomorrow, but we’ll all just be wondering whether he’ll even be our player next season. As I’m sure you know by now, the FA have charged him for approaching Chelsea, as well as Chelsea for tapping him up, and Mourinho for poor conduct. Fines all round, probably. But as for Ash’s long-term future… well, that’s anybody’s guess.
And then there’s this:
For those of you whose Spanish isn’t all that great, this basically reads:
“JOSE REYES HAS REVEALED THAT HE HATES ARSENAL, THAT WENGER SMELLS, AND THAT THIERRY HENRY TREATS HIM ‘LIKE TOILET-PAPER’, AND IF HE DOESN’T JOIN REAL MADRID WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, HE WILL DIE.”
Oh, and Patrick Vieira‘s been slagging off the club for relying too much on youth.
See, this is all part of why I hate International week…