Since buying Arsenal, Stan Kroenke has truly lived up to his reputation for being ‘Silent’. Until now.
Gunnerblog has uncovered correspondence between Kroenke and Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, set to the tune of Eminem and Dido’s hit, ‘Stan’. Enjoy.
Thanks to David Rudnick for that remarkable Japan rhyme. I might be back later today with more bloggery – it’s a big week at Arsenal.
August 9, 2011
Posted in 2004-2011
Heh, good stuff.
indeed he’s silent…hahaha…nice humour man.
Ha, that was surprisingly good.
not sure about the new signing…. maybe one for the future, but not what we needright now, so even tho we have offered him the same as city samir wants outs that answers its own question….
does the board ans wenger think this will appease the fans?
“The one who had no knees”. Great vid!
Yeah! Gunnnerblog is officially back!! Keep it up!
good video good lyrics, very apt.
Morning cunts!
Good job Gilberto! Really nice to see that you r puttin work into the blog again! And plus the site layout is much better now! Keep it up!
But i m curious, what will it take for your patience to break with Wenger?
Because I certainly cant stand the cunt anymore!
lol
If what needs to happen this window doesn’t – ie. a centre-back arriving – I will be furious.
I hope when u r referring to a CB, u mean that u will accept only a genuinely good CB, and not some unknown n unproven kid!
Mark you’re the c**t. your Anti-wenger hate blog is marking you as a cretin and wanker. You know so much about managing a professional football team from your years of experience in the FIFA football manager universe so AW’s proven experience,skills and expertise pale in comparison!What an inbred yob you are.
Domhuaille, i m sorry i dint realise Arsene adopted! All those years sitting on his lap while he breastfed u must ve attached you to him!
I hope u accept my apology and go back into hiding in Arsene’s ass!
Lots of love,
Mark
Domhuaille go shove ur love for arsene up his ass! We support Arsenal FC not arsene wenger! If u r so in love with the old man then go kiss his ass!
Oh wait u r already doin tht!
C*nt!
Times Up for you Arsene! Go home and go to sleep old chap, u need it!
Arsene out!
Good video. lol
That was pretty awesome GS.
First?
Cheers guys.
Fucking Cracker. Sums up the feelings of many fans. Great work.
Great video, made me laugh!
Gilberto Silva, that is an absolute classic… …what a way back into the blogosphere, new site, new Gunn-er blog!
When is the iTunes release of the cover album I need that on mp3
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Mmmm, so let me see. It’s only a few days to go to the start of the football season and we still do not know for certain who the captain is.
Reminds me of last season where we did not who our goalie was right up until the day before the first game.
Tell me is there any other club in the world, at any level, who do not know this rather basic information?
Only at Arsene FC.
If we can sell Nasri for 25m, I’d have to say well done to Wenger. If we can sell Nasri for 25m and buy Mata for the same price, I’d say well done to Wenger.
After that, all we need is a new CB, DM, CF, GK, LB, and we’re rolling!
hey gs thge track is apper=aring one other blogs… recegnition of the highest applause…
so are we all happy now with our signing?
Is it? Haven’t seen it myself.
Suprisingly I have to say that was good GS. A post I like on here at last plus if Im not mistaken you seem to be seeing through Wenger and his lies and spin.
Well, the video is less than 100% serious, I have to tell you…
Of course its not. I hardly think you have seen the truth yet but from some of the other things you are saying it wont be long untill you stick the booth into Wenger and call for his removal
WOW !
A big ol WOW too
thats legendary J.
This vid really impressive man. Keep it up.
LEGEND!
Well done GilbertoSilver! Hats off to you sir!
Funny how you can post a hilarious video and people still find the need to bitch and moan about the squad and add brilliant and almost helpful comments like : Wenger out!
Anyway, this is awesome and one of the funniest things I’ve heard in years…
“That’s Pat Rice crying on the floor”
Nice Video!
Very amusing…
…. just popped by to see how the doomers were flourishing…
yeah there is a link on le grove…
so no more signings…how bad are the injuries to rvp, jack, etc…
i like the line, i even dig that underground shit you did in japan, great dig if a line.
That is one hell of a way to say ‘Gunnerblog is back’. Great.
“We are absolutely delighted that Ryo has been granted a work permit. This is almost like a new signing for us,”
There you go fellas the ‘super quality’ signing we were craving. Also heard Nasri is off to city soon!
PS Great vid GS!
A Force
Yes Nasri, let him go. He’s a French/Arab twat. He’ll say he’s there for trophies but we all know why he’s there. 185k a week.
He was only good for 6 months and collapsed in the second half of the season. 25m is too good to ignore for a player with one season left.
He can’t improve at City. He’ll come back and lament not staying at Arsenal.
for every nasri there is a hleb… for every hleb there is a flamini… for every flamini there is an edu…
you get the picture, nas will get less games and hopefully jepodise his french ibnternational place!
A bit surprised to see Gunnerblog join the ‘Wenger out’ caucus.
It’s a joke; don’t worry
I like the sense of humor that you Arsenal fans have
A few days b4 the 1st game kicks off- Vermuelens out injured; Cesc& Nasri are in 6s & 7s we hav no CBs( Dojour,Kos & Squid dont rely qualify as 1). The worse we cn do is get Mathew Upson4 free(his contract hs run out) buy Alex( he’s surplus2 requirement wud cum cheap)= defence solved- nt the best bt better then wht we hav. sell Nasri buy Mata with ALL the money frm Nasris sale
Great work on the video. But keep the faith. Good news coming very soon.
Sir, I would like to thank you.
That was fucking amazing.
Great video
GS you’re deluded if you think one centre-back can do it.
TWO top ones needed minimum, and that’s even without addressing replacements for Cesc and a STRIKER.
WENGER OUT.
I’m not sure that Cesc is leaving, especially with tweets like this one made about 8hrs ago.
“Very happy to read that Ryo Miyaichi has been granted the work permit to play for the first team. Great kid. He deserves it.”
You Wenger out idiots don’t even realize that this was a parody of you lot and a damn good one at that! you take yourselves so seriously with statements like ¨ will accept only a genuinely good CB, and not some unknown n unproven kid!¨ Who gives a fook what you’ll accept? Nobody cares about your dubious whining and moaning and don’t confuse Aw or the Club with anyone who actually cares what you think.
Idiot
Domhuaille u r quite the moron!
Put urself to sleep man, for ur own good!
This is epic shit.
The Gervinho line was brilliant, GS. Comments here are an excellent reminder that most comments are miserable online. Ah, what can you do, eh?
Is there a gunnerblog premier league fantasy league this season?
I am loving the Ox’s attitude. Its a breath of fresh after NB52 and his arrogance.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3742767/Alex-Oxlade-Chamberlain-I-dream-of-being-next-Zola.html
nasri should only be allowed to go if he takes his french/morrocan pal Chamahk no feets with him…..
Ps we should play 4-4-2.
a genuine lol!
I cant believe you posted that video GS!! Its hardcore….
Verry funny….but sadly true!
I’m not an Arsenal fan, but I watched the video on youtube and found it hilarious.
One question, I thought Arsenal fans were still backing Wenger (In Wenger we trust, etc.). Does this mean that some/most Arsenal fans are starting to turn against Wenger?
What’s the general feeling in this blog?
Thanks.
Flea,
There’s a big split in the Arsenal community at the moment. That’s partly what the song is about.
Personally I still back Arsene, but think he has a lot to prove in the coming season.
morning cunts!
Is it just me or does oxlade chamberlin look like zippy from rainbow!
Superb. In every way. So true, spot on. Thank you.
Lol good stuff there silver, wish i could come up with something as good. looks like your blog is getting better and better. keep it up.
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Bit harsh in my opinion.
Your opinion doesnt count mate, now run along!
Absolute cracker … BACK OF THE NET – Oh how I would love Wenger to see this then play it during the half time break on the big screen at the Emirates then walk on to the pitch an announce 3 new signings Mata, Cahill & Samba!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That shit was just brilliant .. absolutely brilliant.
We are officially the fastest team on the planet now I hope that amounts to something. Go Team.
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That video is so good I feel obliged to comment on that.
Very nice work! Hats off to it’s makers
Classic!
Hi, How do I see this Stan Video which is the talk of the town? I live in Germany and it says country restrictions prevent it from being played. Can you post it on You tube or something?
GS,
Absolutely superb.
Well done sir.
That is all.
This one is hilarious as well!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAERpbxmmzw
This is absolutely hilarious. Hats off to you, sir.
One of the funniest remixes i have heard in a while. Great rhyming
thank you for giving us this video mock up it was just what we needed funny and truthful.
your website has now been added to my list of arsenal blogs for the funniest remix about football in history.(imo)
great job guys.
+1 this video is awsome.
If wenger sell’s nasri & fabregas, he should put them on the open market.
I rekon real would pay £60m for fabregas, & you could sell nasri to some italian team for at least £25m.
No player is bigger than the club, so if they want to go, dont try & stop them.
But wenger has to sign decent replace-ments.
We need a few established world class players.
Fantastic video, love Arsene’s accent!
Arsenal fans will chastise me for saying this, but we have to lower our expectations for this season guys. We can elevate our expectations, as Arsene says, when the financial fairplay comes in, but until then it is going to be same old same old because we will not buy anybody with experience as we cannot pay over the top or will not (I believe) and as Arsene says we have both quality and numbers in abundance….hope the team proves me wrong!
Perhaps… http://bleacherreport.com/articles/814116-arsenal-fc-is-arsene-wenger-being-restricted-by-the-board-at-the-emirates